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Isn't it ironic how McDonald's always have wide doors?
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is having one of those days where i just want to light somebodys face on fire and try putting it out with a fork!!

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J-E-T-S Just End Their Season and let the STEELERS win! :)
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When I was younger I would make funny faces in the mirror. Now that I'm older the mirror is getting even! I hate that mirror!!!
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MY MISSION IS COMPLETE!!! i have successfully wasted a little bit of your time today :) carry on!
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Skinny jeans, stretchy pants and really short shorts should have a weight limit! I mean there is really no need to see someones elephant toe!
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Naughty?.. Nice?.. I have the rest of the year to decide.. I'm leanin towards Naughty ;)
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Teacher:"Why are you talking in the middle of my class?" Student: "Why are you teaching in the middle of my conversation?"
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*a little girl is looking at their mom's driver licence* mommy? i know why daddy left you. whys that sweetie? cause you got an F is sex.
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is very entertained just going through the status' on Status Shuffle... they are absolutely funny.
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