I’m the person your mother warned you about.
by Anonymous

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
by Anonymous

I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.
by Anonymous

There’s no future in time travel.
by Anonymous

I wear the brains in the family.
by Anonymous

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.
by Anonymous

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
by Anonymous